Cream Tease was born in a rural, Dorset tea room amongst homemade scones and clotted cream. Some even say that her diet consists of french fancies and sugar cubes. Ooh la la!

She lives in a world where manners still matter, classic cars are compulsory , knitting rocks and there are no microwaves. It's a world where handsome men in suits open doors, cameras have film and everyones favourite drink is a Babycham. Jam is homemade, hips are full and telephones still have curly wires.

Her cups of tease are legendary and her burlesque performances are edible.